"When turkeys mate they think of swans."
"A bird in the hand is dead."
"Are you going to come quietly or do I have to use earplugs?"
"The Jewish position on abortion is that a foetus is a foetus until
it gets out of medical school."
"I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have
to tell your mother."
"If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel."
"I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you."
"A hick town is one in which there is no place to go that you shouldn't
"Instead of getting married again, I'm just going to buy a house and
give it to a woman I don't like."
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